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Monday, October 25, 2010

How to Properly Mirandize a Spankee (Humor)

You have the right to be spanked.

You have the right to kick and squirm while being spanked.

You have the right to cry from being spanked.

You have the right to stand in the corner after being spanked.

You have the right to sit on up to two pillows for a maximum of 24 hours after being spanked.

If you feel your behavior does not warrant a spanking, you have the right to have an attorney plead your case, but only after you've been spanked.

If your attorney fails to win the appeal, you have the right to be spanked again for wasting everyone's time.

If you understand these rights as I have stated them, you may acknowledge this fact by dropping your pants and assuming the position.

2 comments:

  1. *position assumed*

    Haha, In your dreams Chief! You have to catch me first. :P

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